When my wife saw this with me in 1976 she was jealous because she didn’t have her own strap on. Having connections, she asked around and actually drove down to Hollywood with me, and found her first harness and dildo at an Avantgarde adult store. Within the hour she had given me an enema per instructions and for the first time in my life, I was in the POSH hotel room, getting my ass fucked by my wife instead of fucking her. I had no idea what being on the other end of the stick was but I found out right away. It hurt like hell but after she fucked me for over 30 minutes, I started to like it. We went out to dinner that night, and afterwards she took me to bed and fuck my ass all over again.
The only porn films to even approach Misty Beethoven either visually or in terms of the appearance of having a lavish budget were Insatiable, to a lesser extent Story of Joanna (with its palatial setting), and if you count it as such, Metzger’s own borderline “very hard R” effort The Image. This is truly mind boggling stuff, particularly given the general standards of the competition even at the high point of the aforementioned “porno chic” Unlike Metzger's The Image, there is little about Misty Beethoven that is actually erotic, in a proper sense. Like a European softcore film, it may titillate, but never really follow through in the sense of the average fuck film. It’s hard if not impossible to see your stereotypical lonely guy using this as a tool to actually get off – it’s the apertif to set the mood, not the main course, as it were. In the end, like all the best film experiences, Misty Beethoven is ultimately exactly what you make of it. Hardly the sort of porn film for lonely guys to get off to, it’s still hardcore, and as such may or may not be the sort of thing you pull out to share with your girlfriend one evening, depending on how adventurous a couple you are. More of an art film, a Euro-cult film, or even a romance than what we’ve come to expect as a porno film, it is simultaneously too hardcore for the crowd that would likely be more inclined towards that end of the filmic equation and too high class, artistically inclined, or even snooty for the average porn aficionado. Ultimately, this is a rare and unique hybrid, designed and marketed to a small and rarified demographic: the Decadent aesthete, the artistically inclined, cultured personage who does not balk with Puritanical shock and disdain at free sexual expression.
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